lazyrandomthoughts

1. who are reality show judges? people with epic proportions of failure and inactivity in life eg. chunky pandey

2. i put on weight even if i look at them ............being a fatso sux :|

3. i have realized........i love omelettes more than all my "x-boyfrenz" put together :P

4. the most awkward of feelings ?? bumping into your X while your present is with u ......[urgh!]

5. its rather sad "not" to be a crabby bitch

6. i am lazier than the amoeba

7. i cry at the drop of a hat ....sniff

8. life is nothing but transience..........ah !am so philo !

9. i am the perfect child of MURPHY

10. i never knew himesh reshamiya was called monty :O

11. all my relations are turning into love-hate kinda thingy....well not all i mean

12. i freak out when i come across bad DP's ...lolzz

13. it has become a habit of mine to watch bad movies spending loads [ofcos not from my pocket]

14. cookery shows rock [ they seriously do for me! satisfying my craving for good food......what else can u ask for?]

15. people with 'below 50 IQ' get to host them..................is that true?

16. the worst thing u expect to be said to you by someone whom u meet after a long time ?? ah ! u have put on so much weight ......n i say : ya i know [ could you have not come up with a better one-liner?????] people love to break hearts----- ouch !

17. i think...................middle-aged men on bicycles are the worst creatures on road :|
they hurl at you the weirdest of comments, every time they walk past you and before u can react they are gone............yes ! they kinda treat their bicycles as WINGS

18. i hate...........ANTLAMO more than fitness-freaks and cool dudes

19. i don't know why i never get along with girls :| [ and i mean it,neva eva ]

20. the 1st thing i'l do when i get my 1st pay : operate on my nose